Smudge: “I’m not going to kill you, I’m just going to lick you real hard.”

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Spot: “Why’s it gotta be about the witch being hairy? Some of my best friends are hairy.”

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Spot: “He doesn’t look to be in a playing mood Smudge.”

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Smudge: “Dog not kill dog.”

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Smudge: “I think we know what happened to Timmy…wait for it.”

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Spot: “I feel the need…the need to pee.”

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Smudge: “You should see my O face.”

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Smudge: “I swear that wasn’t me, his knee brace squeaked, again.”

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Smudge: “Pfft, they’re all Mr. Black and Blue now…[sniff sniff]…and one of them is certainly Mr. Brown.”

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Spot: “Wait Smudge, I’ve always wanted to try this…We’re not the dogs you’re looking for.”

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