Spot: “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining why you chew up shoes.”

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Spot: “Maybe your detonators are between your tail and your taint, Haaans.”

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Spot: “It’s not just poo that’s floating down here S-S-S-Smudge.”

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Smudge: “Hey Spot, what’s that buzzing?”

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Smudge: “I’m gonna bite that Honeybunny bitch on general principle.”

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Spot: “Kinda jumped the shark for me when galaxy boy said he was their alpha.”

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Spot: “Boy that’s a long way down…think he’ll bounce?”

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Smudge: “Three, two, one…”

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Smudge: “Oh shut up, you’re not going to pull my arm out of its socket.”

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Stewie: “Spot and Smudge…Smudge and Spot…Oooo that’s pleasant on the ears, wouldn’t you say Brian?…kinda like Cool wHip.”

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