Spot: “Don’t worry, it worked on the cat…mostly.”

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Smudge: “I hope there’s cake at this party he keeps rambling on about.”

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Spot: “Hey look at that tool…and that screwdriver.”

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Spot: “It’s Geronimo, not Commando, idiot.”

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Spot: “T, wrecked.”

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Spot: “This ain’t a rolled up newspaper, Rick”

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Smudge: “We are Smudge, b***h.”

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Spot: “Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God it even has a watermark.”

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Smudge: “Little friend? He must be talking about you, Spot.”

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Smudge: “Can’t blame him, they tried to steal his dog.”

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