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Robert Udulutch
Pembroke, Massachusetts
bob@rudulutch.com

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Quick Bio

A small town boy from Wisconsin whose first job was pumping poo out of RVs while reading everything he could get his smelly hands on, puts himself through school bartending, and after thirty years in tech management at Sony and Microsoft travels a lot and pens his experiences with rescued littermate pups and Scottish in-laws. The result is the Spot and Smudge series, and the One Paw in the Grave series of short stories.

 

Brief Synopsis of the Stories

 

The Spot and Smudge series

These speculative fiction novels follow a pair of accidentally genetically modified dogs, their family, and the evil entities trying to discover and control their secrets. They are thrillers with elements of horror, espionage, and medical sci-fi mixed in. Although the plotlines are certainly dark and gritty at times, the stories serve up heart-warming moments and ultimately deliver a 'family love triumphs all' message, even if that family is far from traditional. The fast-paced and immersive style of the novels is most often compared to works by Stephen King, Tom Clancy, and Dean Koontz.

 

Spot and Smudge - Book One

The Glasgow Gray - Book Two

Let Slip the Pups of War - Book Three

Of Rogues and Revenge - Book Four

A Wee Infestation of Jerrys - Book Five

Dawn of the Canicene - Book Six

Spot and Smudge Book One cover
Spot and Smudge Book Two cover
Spot and Smudge Book Three cover
Spot and Smudge Book Four cover
Spot and Smudge Book Five cover
Spot and Smudge Book Six cover
The One Paw in the Grave Series

6 volumes containing 75 wonderfully twisted dog-themed tails. The stories are all very different and utterly unique, and run from 4 page quick tomes to 50 page mini-novellas.

Travel back to the first encounter between an inquisitive wolf and a curious human, and forward to a very special dog returning from space, and stop at a farm with a dark secret and a creepy French manor and a not so restful old folks' home. There's a midnight encounter with an unlucky assassin, and a tale of the old west, where a gunslinger’s past comes back to blindside him and his dog. We find a marooned spaceship unsure of who their real enemy is, and an apocalyptic world where even metal dogs are still dogs. Along the way there’s a pair of very protective hounds who teach a bully a different kind of lesson, and a man who shouldn’t have used the family dog as a spy, and we view the world through the eyes of an odd boy and his forever companion who see things very differently. There's also a couple who make a few improvised explosives to get back at a pet store, and a dog who makes a wager with the devil, and a few clones, and a very disagreeable genie, and a visit from the grim reaper, and a priest whose setter has a thing for demons, and an unexpected serial killer who you can’t really blame, and a cartoon dog who doesn’t like taking orders from his creator. There’s even a graveyard séance, and we meet the Hong Kong Masters, whose dogs are very Feng Shui, and a grandmother who doesn’t want the family to see their DNA test, and a veterinarian who saves more than her patients. And just for good measure there’s a Nazi, and a shapeshifter, and a few zombie dogs who are much more than just dead.

And woven throughout all of these extraordinary tales is one irrefutable truth...

We all have One Paw in the Grave

One Paw in the Grave - Volume One

One Paw in the Grave - Volume Two

One Paw in the Grave - Volume Three

One Paw in the Grave - Volume Four

One Paw in the Grave - Volume Five

One Paw in the Grave - Volume Six

One Paw in the Grave Book One cover
One Paw in the Grave Book Two cover
One Paw in the Grave Book Three cover
One Paw in the Grave Book Four cover
One Paw in the Grave Book Five cover
One Paw in the Grave Book Six cover

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Q&A

Q: How did a pair of dogs become your main characters in the Spot and Smudge series?

A: I figure every dog owner has experienced that moment when their pooch looked up at them, tipped his head, and appeared ready to blurt out ‘I really don’t like your Uncle Gus much...he smells funny and blames his gas on me’.

Well I’ve raised lots of rescued mutts, from bounding puppies to gray-faced old coots, and I swear every one of those expressive furry faces were just itching to let fly with a good joke or a zinger of an insult. I thought it would be interesting to give a pair of scrappy rescued littermates that opportunity.

And then I wondered if human-level smarts and understanding of their surroundings would alter what it means to be a dog. How would it affect things like their loyalty, or playfulness, or nobility, or protectiveness...or aggression...and most importantly, what would happen if they and the family they love were shoved into some very, very tough situations.

And...my crazy dogs have provided me with a constant supply of real-life stories that beat any fiction I could come up with, so I cheated and used them for some of the best, and funniest, parts of the books. Many of those anecdotes came from the real Spot and Smudge.

Q: Aside from the dogs, some of your most memorable characters are Scots. What inspired them, and how did you approach writing their accents and colloquialisms?

A: My in-laws are all Scottish…and by ALL Scottish I mean there’s no half measure with that group. They’re Scottish right down to their tartan slippers. We recently travelled from Boston to Inverclyde to meet the extended family and they’re no less crazy, and I mean that in the best, most loving way. My biggest challenge was to write them so the kindness, smarts, cheekiness, loyalty, and irrepressible love for life came through without being a caricature. I failed, mostly because they have such BIG presences in real life you have to write them big…even while trying to use ‘wee’, and ‘aye’ sparingly so the reader can bloody well understand ye’.

Q: Many of your characters are strong, smart women. What influenced them?

A: I'm surrounded by them. Our own Mimi had survived The Blitz, and raised three children by herself, and moved to the US from Scotland. Her daughter (my wife) and our two girls are equally sharp and cunning. And they're as beautiful as they are tough. They're the kind of people you'd want with you when the zombie apocalypse comes, and they just seemed to fit perfectly into these twisted stories, either directly or by inspiring a character.

Q: What made you decide to self-publish?

A: Fear, mostly. I wrote the first three Spot and Smudge books before releasing them as I wasn’t sure they were any good. It felt like a self-indulgent hobby but my first reviewers really liked them, and told me to get them out there (and some of them weren’t family, or people who owed me money). I started looking into the options and self-publishing seems to be the right way for me. I have the advantages of time and an amazingly supportive family so I can focus on getting better at the craft, and building an audience, hopefully.

Q: What inspired Spot and Smudge's unique 'enhancements'?

A: The stories are pretty gritty, both mentally and physically. It was important for the dogs to do more than just wag, bark, bite, and stare. They needed to interact with their environment and communicate in a way that allowed them to get their hands dirty (ha!). The idea for their special paws came from watching our dogs attack one of those huge braided rawhide bones. They each held an end as they chewed and tugged away bits, and although they were pretty deftly manipulating it I imagined what they could do if they had a thumb, of sorts. Hands themselves are a recurring theme in the books, and several astute readers have picked up that hands often play a role in the pivotal scenes.

Spot and Smudge's other abilities started out as two questions; 'If I were a dog, what genetic modifications would I want?', and  'If I were a nefarious corporation trying to build a modified soldier how would I do it?' The accelerator compound came from the answers of course, but so did the most important part which was 'we don't know'. The two dogs' capabilities, and their control of them, evolves differently over time as they grow physically and intellectually. And the unknowns of those abilities and the compound itself mirrors the increasing dangers around them as the stories unfold.

 

Readers' Favorite Lines from the Books

“Your mother owes me a successful hunt, and a meal. It’s a debt that I intend to collect from the two of you.”

“Sister, I promise we’re not going to be helpless ever again."

“They’ve been so good I wanted to get them something…like a pair of brass knuckles maybe.”

“You probably didn’t get to be an old alpha by being a dumb alpha.”

“Gifted my black furry ass.”

“This is the part where she’s supposed to flop to the ground and let me mount her, unless the internet wasn’t exactly right…”

“Let me show you the proper bloody way to strangle someone.”

“This useless lot are the biggest group of chancers, scunners, and numptys as ever wagged or woofed.”

“Definitely not a place a lady should ever get powder burns.”

“Hey useless dog number two, would you please go put another log on the fire…and don’t give me any of that I’m afraid of fire crap.”

“They simply won’t quit you, ever…they’ll make sure you make it back, or none of them will.”

“Can you ask her to stop looking at me like I’m a steak?”

“Ugly damn flags, aren’t they? Sicily has the best flag, a face between three women’s legs.”

“This bear is ornery, hungry, wounded, and protecting her young…of course she may not be hungry for long…"

“I’d ride that into battle.”

“She’s colder than a well digger’s scrotum in Anchorage. Come to think of it, she’s also about as blue-blooded, and about as much fun to play with.”

“When I find you stoned out of your mind with your hand in that lass’s honey I’m gonna let these good boys and girls eat your damn liver.”

“Well you won’t have to wait long to find out…they’re coming for you…they’re coming for all of you...”

“He’s a virtuoso, savant killer. A true wolf in pacifist’s clothing that one. I’ve seen him kill four men without dropping the wonton from his chopsticks.”

“This crazy Tzeng b***h is going to gut me like a fish.”

“Hamish Walker don’t you hit my granddaughter, or my damn goat.”

“So, how can we resolve this little dispute without me and my dogs having to come up there and kill you?”

“They decided to switch sides when they realized what a Skippy McArsemuncher you are.”

“That safety turned out to be an arrogant illusion, sister. Home is wherever this family is, and wherever you and I are.”

“These painted dogs are the most effective killers in Africa…and Thomson’s gazelles are a little bit faster than the soon-to-be-extinct Pembury black mutt.”

“Maybe I should just unleash them, and then stand the f**k back.”

"Dogs ask for permission, wolves dare you to stop them."