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If you're reading the books you know Spot and Smudge are more than a bit cheeky, so to celebrate that spirit we've mashed the dogs into some iconic movie moments in this gallery.Â
Can you guess them all? Â
Click to see a larger image (and the movie's title)...and if you come up with a better Spot or Smudge quote leave it in the comments (we may steal it!).
Smudge: “I’m not going to kill you, I’m just going to lick you real hard.”
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Spot: “Why’s it gotta be about the witch being hairy? Some of my best friends are hairy.”
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Spot: “He doesn’t look to be in a playing mood Smudge.”
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Smudge: “Dog not kill dog.”
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Smudge: “I think we know what happened to Timmy…wait for it.”
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Spot: “I feel the need…the need to pee.”
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Smudge: “You should see my O face.”
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Smudge: “I swear that wasn’t me, his knee brace squeaked, again.”
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Smudge: “Pfft, they’re all Mr. Black and Blue now…[sniff sniff]…and one of them is certainly Mr. Brown.”
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Spot: “Wait Smudge, I’ve always wanted to try this…We’re not the dogs you’re looking for.”
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Spot: “…I got nothin. That’s just weird.”
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Spot: “Have a nice trip? See you next winter, you white wanker.”
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Spot: “You smell pea soup too?”
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Spot: “He just had a near-Smudge experience.”
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Smudge: “I got this sudden urge to tear that little orange kid in half.”
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Just for fun
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Smudge: “I can see why they went nuts, I’m sweatin’ balls in this thing.”
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Spot: “Next time someone asks if we want to go for a ride…”
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Spot: “Oh great, more barrels.”
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Spot: “Ack aack aack ack…”
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Spot: “Oh yes, there will be poo.”
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Spot: “Leave the gun, take the milkbone.”
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Smudge: “How ’bout a little privacy, Mr. Anderson?”
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Spot: “So Smudge, my droog, you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence?”
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Smudge: “I am fire? I am Death?…I’d say you am needing a tic-tac.”
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Smudge: “Ooo, ooo, wait, how about The Pupishers? No?, aw come on Spot.”
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Spot: “Reet, reet, reet.”
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Shameless plug for the books…
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Smudge: “I’m not scraping my nails…I thought that was you.”
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“Heeeere’s Smudge!”
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Spot: “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining why you chew up shoes.”
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Spot: “Maybe your detonators are between your tail and your taint, Haaans.”
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Spot: “It’s not just poo that’s floating down here S-S-S-Smudge.”
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Smudge: “Hey Spot, what’s that buzzing?”
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Smudge: “I’m gonna bite that Honeybunny bitch on general principle.”
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Spot: “Kinda jumped the shark for me when galaxy boy said he was their alpha.”
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Spot: “Boy that’s a long way down…think he’ll bounce?”
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Smudge: “Three, two, one…”
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Smudge: “Oh shut up, you’re not going to pull my arm out of its socket.”
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Stewie: “Spot and Smudge…Smudge and Spot…Oooo that’s pleasant on the ears, wouldn’t you say Brian?…kinda like Cool wHip.”
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Smudge: “I’m just saying I’d cut your paw off, that’s how much I love you.”
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Spot: “Don’t worry, it worked on the cat…mostly.”
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Smudge: “I hope there’s cake at this party he keeps rambling on about.”
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Spot: “Hey look at that tool…and that screwdriver.”
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Spot: “It’s Geronimo, not Commando, idiot.”
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Spot: “T, wrecked.”
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Spot: “This ain’t a rolled up newspaper, Rick”
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Smudge: “We are Smudge, b***h.”
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Shameless plug to join us…
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Spot: “Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God it even has a watermark.”
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Smudge: “Little friend? He must be talking about you, Spot.”
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Smudge: “Can’t blame him, they tried to steal his dog.”
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Smudge: “Hey Spot, I think that’s a dude.”
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Spot: “I’ll save you Ibanez!”
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Spot: “Yes Smudge, I’m sure they all know who taught him the bark thing.”
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Spot: “Hey Sulu, live long and poo often.”
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Smudge: “He’s an Irish Setter, no way he’s too beaucoup.”
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Shameless request for a little help…
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Spot: “This damn suit’s a little snug in my boy-dog business region.”
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Spot: “I don’t want to come off as arrogant here, but we’re the smartest dogs on this planet.”
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Smudge’s Charities
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Smudge: Is it weird that we’re having turkey?
Snoopy and Woodstock Thanksgiving
Spot: At least he’s not looking at your teeth.
Hermie and Rudolph
Spot: There’s no one I’d rather be stuck on an island with than you sis.
The statues on Easter Island
Smudge: I’ll forego the obvious gas joke
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons.
Spot: I saweth her drop that whole tray in the kitchen
The First Thanksgiving
Spot: Hold still sis, I’ll have you free in a sec.
Christmas Story with Ralphie and […]
Spot: Oh Oh Oh…baby fish mouth!
When Harry Met Sally
Smudge: I’m ripping that stupid wee jacket off him
Peter Rabbit
Spot: Hold the Red Star proudly high in paw!
The band Rush – 2112 […]